That was surprisingly hilarious.

The Bow Tie Rambler

Better a witty fool than a foolish wit.

People call me Simon. I'm kind of sarcastic and sometimes I wear bow ties and fix myself fancy drinks. This is really just a place where I empty all my thoughts throughout the day. It can shift between a variety of topics at the drop of a hat, so if you like consitency, I'd advise you to move along before you grow too attached. I graduated cum laude from the Florida State University and received my Bachelor's Degree in Biochemistry. I have a crippling fear of the unknown and go through countless different scenarios in my head before making choices. But that sounds a whole lot worse than it really is. I'm a HUGE movie afficianado as anyone will tell you, with a growing passion in photography. So if you feel like sticking around, there's the little button on the top. Don't blame a guy for trying, am I right?

Ask me anything

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July 9, 2012

That was surprisingly hilarious.

(Source: iraffiruse, via theycallmemiketaylor)

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